Residential
Pet Waste Removal
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Our process
How it works?
Turd Burglars helps make dog ownership even better by taking care of the stinky chores. Get started with our pet waste removal service in minutes!
1. Sign up for Services
Click on the Free Quote button, enter your zip code, and complete the signup process right on our website. If you have questions you can give our friendly staff a call, message us on Facebook, or use our online chat tool.
2. Schedule Your Initial Cleanup
Once you sign up for services a representative will reach out to schedule your initial cleanup and walk you through the entire process.
3. Enjoy a Poop Free Yard
All billing occurs on the 1st of each month before services are provided. You are able to setup automatic payments with a bank account or credit/debit card. Once auto pay is setup Swoop Scoop will generate your invoice and send you a receipt via email. These records can also be seen in the customer portal. If payment is not received prior to your first cleaning of the month you will be removed from the service schedule.
The Best in the Greater Rochester Area
Why Choose Turd Burglars?
Vetted Employees
To guarantee dependability and trustworthiness, our staff is subjected to stringent driving and background checks.
Pet Safety
To reduce the spread of bacteria and disease, we use a kennel-grade disinfectant to wipe all of our shoes and equipment after each cleanup.
Customer Portal
With your own customer portal, you can administer your service online, set up automated payments, and keep track of invoices. Enjoy hassle-free service.
No Contracts
Take advantage of our flexible services, which allow you to start or stop whenever you choose without being constrained by contracts.
Gate Photos
After every service visit, you will receive a comforting photo of your gate closed, allowing you to feel secure as your pets return to their clean yard.
Notification Texts
To keep you updated at every stage, we will text you sixty minutes before to our arrival and send you an email when the service is over.
Professional Pooper Scoopers
What to Expect On Your Service Day
On service day, expect professional and timely service from our dedicated Turd Burglars team, ensuring a spotless yard every time.
Arrival Notification
Our friendly Turd Burglars technicians will send you a 60-minute “on the way” text before your service begins. Customers are not required to be home at the time of service, but we do ask for easy access to cleaning areas and that no aggressive dogs be left out in the yard. This ensures a smooth and efficient service for everyone.
Cleaning Your Yard
Your professional pooper scooper will arrive and start cleaning up all the doggie doo. Turd Burglars team members are trained to walk in a special route to minimize the chance of missing any dog waste. Our team members will also walk your yard multiple times to ensure your yard is thoroughly clean and free of any missed dog waste.
Safety Procedures
Once your yard is dog poop-free, your Turd Burglars technician will take and upload a photo of your closed gate to ensure no dogs accidentally get out of your yard. Our team members will then spray down all of their scooping equipment with organic, kennel-grade disinfectant to prevent the spread of germs and illness to other dogs, maintaining a safe and healthy environment.
Pet Waste Disposal
Depending on your location and the local regulations, your pooper scooper will either double-bag the dog waste and place it in your trash can, or place the waste in their service truck to be disposed of with Waste Management. If you don’t have a trash can in select locations, the waste will simply be double-bagged and placed on the side of your home. This ensures proper disposal and compliance with local guidelines.
Make a Difference
Our Vision
Our goal at Turd Burglars To establish as the household name that every dog owner should know, because let’s face it—poop happens, and we’re here to handle it.
With a mix of expert service, a dash of humor, and a whole lot of poop bags, we’re turning dog waste removal from an afterthought into a must-have. Get ready world, we’re coming for your dog’s business (literally)..
The Future
Our Mission
At Turd Burglars, we’re on a mission to clean up the pet waste disposal game—literally. Our goal is to set the bar so high for cleanliness, customer satisfaction, and service, even your dog will start thanking us (okay, maybe not your dog, but we’re still trying).To make the pooper scooper industry as common as lawn care—and a lot less… smelly.
We’re on a quest to rescue dog owners everywhere from the dirty, stinky truth: most of them have no idea Turd Burglars even exists.
Chasing Dreams
Our Ambition
To become the undisputed champions of reliability, professionalism, and eco-friendly poop removal. We’re constantly innovating, so our methods get cleaner, greener, and more efficient—because let’s be real, who wants to live in a world where poop is the problem and Turd Burglars® isn’t the solution?
Turd Burglars was established in Rochester, New York, in early 2025 with the goal of making dog owners’ lives a little bit simpler by doing away with the most despised task of all: scooping dog feces!
Turd Burglars Service Areas
Pooper Scooper Locations
Turd Burglars proudly services the majority of the Monroe County with locations in Rochester, NY + surrounding areas.
Rochester, NY
Rochester, NY + surrounding areas.